Here is my theory about How the Grinch Stole Christmas. He should have dumped all those holiday goodies off the mountain. Then had his change of heart. He heads to Whoville and asks for forgiveness. The Whos, being kind mountain folk, accept his apology and the cartoon ends with the morning Christmas sun. That ending would have made the cartoon better than it is.
I told that theory to a coworker once. She looked at me and wondered what happened to my heart. Do I need to say I'm not a holiday person? Spend the day eating Chinese food and watching movies (The Lion in Winter and Fantasia get major rotation). Do my best to stay away from anything that can be seen as "Christmas cheer." My mother, who was all about the holiday, would be ashamed at my proud Scrooge status.
Why this over share? CockyBoys (NSFW) is having a holiday party this weekend and I got an invite. The site's stars are supposed to show up: Kennedy Carter, Tommy Defendi, Phenix Saint, and Mason Star (keep an eye out for the Star interview on Friday). Jake Bass is also on the show up list. His scene with Gabriel Clark (NSFW) was just released. I would wear read, green, and white all year if I had 2 minutes with that Bass ass. I know he's topped before, but the image of him on all fours, as he gets filled up, makes me believe in Jesus' birthday
Tempted to RSVP to this thing, but is it safe to have me in the same room with porn performers? They should not be subjected to old man drool.
Plus I'm terrible at parties. Always sitting in the corner, sipping a drink, and looking like someone who has bodies buried in a backyard --- like the queen in Chiefs.
I told that theory to a coworker once. She looked at me and wondered what happened to my heart. Do I need to say I'm not a holiday person? Spend the day eating Chinese food and watching movies (The Lion in Winter and Fantasia get major rotation). Do my best to stay away from anything that can be seen as "Christmas cheer." My mother, who was all about the holiday, would be ashamed at my proud Scrooge status.
Why this over share? CockyBoys (NSFW) is having a holiday party this weekend and I got an invite. The site's stars are supposed to show up: Kennedy Carter, Tommy Defendi, Phenix Saint, and Mason Star (keep an eye out for the Star interview on Friday). Jake Bass is also on the show up list. His scene with Gabriel Clark (NSFW) was just released. I would wear read, green, and white all year if I had 2 minutes with that Bass ass. I know he's topped before, but the image of him on all fours, as he gets filled up, makes me believe in Jesus' birthday
Tempted to RSVP to this thing, but is it safe to have me in the same room with porn performers? They should not be subjected to old man drool.
Plus I'm terrible at parties. Always sitting in the corner, sipping a drink, and looking like someone who has bodies buried in a backyard --- like the queen in Chiefs.
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